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I would feel a lot less like I was drowning if my dad actually paid child support.
… I MIGHT BE GOING TO THE CITY IN TWO WEEKS. Friday the 4th til Sunday? YES PLEASE. I want to see all of you.
summer lovin', had me a blast
Remember that old commercial that played “it’s the most wonderful time of the year” whilst parents frolicked with shopping cars and children looked depressed? I am those parents. I fucking LOVE school supply shopping. It fills me with a joy that little else does. My inner anal retentive organizer gets to divide shit into subjects and oh god the color coding. My backpack is like...
Remember that happiness is a way of travel - not a destination.– Roy M. Goodman.
I think Bigfoot is blurry, that’s the problem. It’s not the...– The late, great Mitch Hedberg.
oh, my talking bird.
ladies and gentlemen, i am no longer floating in space. cyberspace — yes! but not real lifezz. here’s my schedule for this coming semester: intro to theatrical make-up. intro to digital photography. yoga! intro to creative writing. math. stupid people math. LE SIGH FOR NO CREDIT. sociology. so good times, right? it’s nice to be excited for the year, finally. plus, movie dates...
dude. i have all the decision-making skills of a … something without decision-making skills. see? look at that. terrible. here are some things i can’t decide: — whether or not to cut my hair. SHORT OR NOT SHORT. OH GOD. — what i want for lunch. — what i want to major in, and on that note, — WHAT I WANT TO DO WITH MY LIFEEEEEE. AHHHH.
ladies and gentlemen, we are floating in space.
hello, world! and welcome to my blorg.